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Sassy Birthday Greeting Card WOW AN ENTIRE DAY. ALL ABOUT YOU. YOU SELFISH ASSHOLE

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Another day solely focused on you. Just wow.

WOW AN ENTIRE DAY. ALL ABOUT YOU. YOU SELFISH ASSHOLE

MADE IN THE USA!

Don't bore your loved ones and co-workers with some store-bought mass-produced lameness.

These cards are professionally printed on high quality luster greeting card stock and are sure to be the most unique card on the mantel.

Each card measures 5x7 inches and are blank inside so that you can truly personalize your message. Every card comes with a matching envelope.

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