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Clark Griswold Sassy Christmas Greeting Card SANTA WILL FIND THE JOLLIEST BUNCH IF ASSHOLES THIS SIDE OF THE NUTHOUSE

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NATIONAL LAMPOON CHRISTMAS VACATION SASSY GREETING CARD

When Santa Squeezes His Fat White Ass Down That Chimney Tonight, He's Gonna Find The Jolliest Bunch Of Assholes This Side Of The Nuthouse. - Clark Griswold 

MADE IN THE USA!

Don't bore your loved ones and co-workers with some store-bought mass-produced lameness. These cards are professionally printed on high quality luster greeting card stock and are sure to be the most unique card on the mantel.

Each card measures 5x7 inches and are blank inside so that you can truly personalize your message. Every card comes with a matching envelope.

$3.99
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